Austen Redux
The fourth
in a series called “The Austen Project,” modern versions of Jane Austen’s
classic novels, Eligible is a highly
enjoyable book in its own right, made even more fun if you have read the
original, Pride and Prejudice. (Others in this series have been penned
by British writers Alexander McCall Smith,
Joanna Trollope and Val McDermid, rewriting “Emma,” “Sense and Sensibility” and
“Northanger Abbey” respectively.) The story is told through the eyes of Liz Bennet, a writer for Mascara Magazine in NYC, who, along with
her older sister Jane, a yoga instructor, is called home to Cincinnati when
their father suffers a health scare.
What Liz finds is complete disarray: the family home, a large Tudor, is crumbling; younger
sisters Kitty and Lydia don’t have jobs and spend their time at a cross-fit
gym, obsessed with a paleo diet; middle sister Mary doesn’t work either and is
pursuing her third master’s degree while disappearing mysteriously every
Tuesday night; Mrs. Bennet, when she’s not fluttering about over plans for an
auxillary club luncheon is compulsively shopping on-line; and Mr. Bennet –
along with his wife – has no health insurance, so the family has racked up huge
debts due to his medical problems.
Liz decides that if she doesn’t take charge in this laissez-faire
household, no one will, contacting repairmen and a real estate agent as well as
setting up a meeting between her father and the hospital administrator
concerning the bills. Meanwhile,
Jane and Liz meet the Bingley siblings and their friend Fitzwilliam Darcy. As in the original story, Jane and
Bingley fall immediately into lust, if not love, while Liz and Darcy trade barbs
that remind one of Benedict and Beatrice in Much
Ado About Nothing, an antagonism that at first disguises but finally gives
way to a mutual attraction.
Sittenfeld
advances the ages of the Bennet sisters – Jane, the eldest, is 40, and Lydia,
the youngest is 24 – thus making Mrs. Bennet’s hand-wringing over the single
status of all five daughters more reasonable for a story set in the
present. Sittenfeld adds other
contemporary touches: Jane, having
all but given up on finding a husband has been going through IVF treatments. Liz
has been living in NYC and
involved with Jasper Wick (Austen’s Mr. Wickham), a married man over whom she
has mooned for a decade and who has finally started sleeping with her, claiming
that he and his wife will soon separate; Jasper’s best line to Liz is, “I love you. . .in my life.” The LGBT community has a surprising
impact on the Bennet clan – no spoilers here, however; and Mr. Bingley (known
here as “Chip”) is well known for his role on “Eligible,” Sittenfeld’s version
of “The Bachelor” – a hilarious and appropriate update for a story that is all
about finding husbands. A running
joke in the novel is that everyone pretends not to watch the program but they
all do, particularly Mrs. Bennet who is addicted to trash reality shows. Darcy is a neuro-surgeon in a
well-known Cincinnati hospital, a role that suits his stoic and arrogant
personality. Austen’s obnoxious
and overbearing Mr. Collins, the heir to the Bennet estate due to primogeniture
laws, appears here in the form of Cousin Willie, a wealthy west coast financier
who seems more likeable albeit socially inept. When he is unsuccessful in obtaining Liz’s hand in marriage,
he promptly moves on to her best friend Charlotte, who quickly moves to
California to live with Willie. There
are hilarious conversations between Liz and Charlotte when Liz goes to visit
that include a discussion of Willie’s snoring problems. Sittenfeld moves Austen’s ball scene,
in which the Bennets are humiliated, to a party at Chip’s apartment, attended
by all of the sisters. In a lively
game of charades, the sisters prove both inept at signing and embarrassing in
their guesses, with Lydia and Kitty frequently shouting out scatologically and
sexually laced language.
I fondly
recall a snow day when my daughters were in high school and the whole family
was off for the day. Comfortable
in our pajamas and armed with mugs of hot cocoa, we watched the 5-1/2 hour BBC
production of Pride and Prejudice. Then, we promptly loaded the abridged
Keira Knightley version and watched that too. Clearly, I thought, we are all suckers for any
Austen-related tales. I was
surprised then, when I mentioned to one of those daughters that I was listening
to this book based on P and P, and she
responded that she was not interested in reading it and that she didn’t
understand why people feel the need to duplicate stories that have already been
told and told well. I see her
point; still, it was great fun to see the complexities of class, courting (to
use an 18th century term), and family relationships played out on a
modern canvas with contemporary sensibilities. Sittenfeld is a talented writer and proves worthy of the
task.